Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Daily Story 147 - This Song Will Probably Get me Committed

Kyle is an angry, spiteful little boy. If he was imprisoned somewhere by an evil person, he would probably get bored after a while and start singing something like this:


Fuck you in the neck
With a plas-tic spork
Because that would probably hurt a lot

That would be fun
And maybe it would also
Make you bleed from all of your orifices

Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood blood blood blood blood

Blood blood blood
Blood and gore
Spill your guts all over the floor

Blood blood blood
Bloody bloody blood
Bloody bloody bloody bloody blood blood blood

Bloody blood blood
Blood bloody blood
I hate you and I hope you die

You're an ass
Fuck your face
I'd like to see you ripped in two

Yes I would
That would be nice
You're a useless lump of flesh

Blood blood blood
Makes you think
Why'd I put my hand in the kitchen sink

Now you're crippled
Oh what joy
I just have to laugh at your misfortune

That's what you get
For trapping me here
I won't stop singing as long as you can hear

Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood blood bloody bloody blood

Bloody bloody blood
Bloody bloody blood
Bloody bloody bloody bloody blood blood blood

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