Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Daily Story 157 - Shopping For Ceiling Fans

Ever wonder what it's like to be in love with your ceiling? Ever met someone who had a burning passion for ceilings of any kind? Did you know that 4%* of our population is made up of ceiling fans? And most importantly, did you know that these people have trouble shopping?

That's right. Our brand new show, Shopping For Ceiling Fans, takes you into the mind of a ceiling lover. See the world through the ceiling fan's eyes. See how they love to stare at the ceiling, see how they are absolutely fascinated by the ceilings found in most supermarkets - to the point where they don't pay attention to where they're walking at all. This fascinating documentary is a must-see for anyone facing possible ceiling-fanophilia. Airs tonight on ABCDEFG at 67:34 PM. Be there, or be symmetrically rectangular.

*Note: this statistic is not intended to be a factual statement.

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