The tired zombie was not like all the other zombies. While the others were busy hunting for brains, the tired zombie lay around moping and wishing it could just go to sleep and not have to deal with body parts constantly falling off and having to be sewn back on with pudding. Very, very old pudding.
The other zombies thought the tired zombie was pretty antisocial, which was true. The tired zombie didn't like being around other zombies because being social took energy that the tired zombie just didn't have. Eventually, it got sick of missing out on all the zombie fun, so it decided to start drinking coffee.
I have no idea if that worked for the tired zombie or not.
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