Oh my God I am being chased by a bear.
The bear has cornered me. It looks very, very hungry.
The bear is now breaking out some bondage gear.
The bear is eating the bondage gear.
Eating the bondage gear has given the bear a massive boner.
The bear is now demanding that I dress up as a sexy librarian.
I am not sure how to proceed at this point.
I have told the bear that I'm already seeing someone, the bear seemed disappointed and is now eating me.
Thanks a lot, guys, now the bear's sobbing uncontrollably in a corner because it's convinced it will always be alone.
Also, I am dead.
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