Sunday, April 24, 2011

Daily Story 126 - Beards

They are great. They are strong. They make boys into men, and men into manlier men. They are incredible, and it seems they are necessary for fame on youtube. However, while they may be great and exciting, there is a horrible truth behind the beard, one that we are all aware of but very few people truly understand.

That's right. I'm talking about beard sexism.

See, while beards are amazing and wonderful in so many ways, they scorn women's faces. No typical woman ever has a beard, and you know why? Because beards think they're too good for us. It is a rare beard that appears on a woman's face, and the few that do seem to be mocking the women they have chosen. After all, how many bearded women look as handsome, as dashing, as incredibly badass as bearded individuals such as Conan O'Brien, Shaycarl, or Mr. Angry? And don't you argue genetics with me, buster - DNA means nothing. It's the beards that are at fault here, and they'll never change unless we make them change. Force them onto female faces, I say - beard growing should be enjoyed equally by both sexes!

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