Friday, April 22, 2011

Daily Story 90 - Joseph

Once upon a time, a thing happened and many people rejoiced.

OR DID THEY?!??!??!???!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??1/1/!>!?!?!???!?!?!?!?g

Yeah, they did. It was a joyous occasion, for the deathly death monster of evil death was no more. It had been vanquished. A knight vanquished it. A knight named Joseph vanquished it. Joseph, the knight who vanquished the deathly death monster of evil death, was a great knight who liked to give orphan children puppies that somehow provided the orphan children with food, clothing, shelter, and a high-quality education that any living parent would love to give their own parent - I mean child - merely by existing in the orphan child's life. Unfortunately, these puppies tended to have a lot of accidents in the house. Most of the orphan children didn't mind cleaning up after the puppies, however, and any who did were probably jerks anyway so who cares about them?

Anyway, Joseph the puppy-giving orphan-life-improving deathly-death-monster-of-evil-death-vanquishing knight was a pretty decent guy. People liked him, and I don't think I have to explain why, but I will anyway in case someone didn't get it: it's because he gave orphan children all-providing puppies and vanquished the deathly death monster of evil death.

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