Dear Montana,
Please make up your mind. Do you want the weather to be so cold that I'm shivering nonstop even though I'm wearing so many layers my armpits are sweating up a storm? Or do you want to melt all the snow on the ground with your rainstorms? Please choose one and stick with it so I don't have to constantly adjust my routine to fit the weather patterns. If you can't decide, then I'll decide for you. Repeatedly. With a knife. In your face.
All the best from your very bestest friend,
Junodog
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