Daily Story 81 - What Really Happens in Africa

Starving children in Africa forced to abuse puppies while working in sweatshops to pay for Prostitute School textbooks that Big Business owners have agreed to only sell to the homophobic Big Bad Government that beats women until they become suicide bombers that attack orphanages during Adoption Day because the orphanage is doing its best to fight global warming by sending children on solar-powered boats to clean up litter and save the lives of countless fish that the Big Bad Government wants to die so they can have a feast for the Dictator's 60th birthday party that will include games such as 'Strangle the Kitty' and 'Kill 20 Animals off the Endangered Species List' and force other starving children to serve drinks in ridiculous outfits.