We go to Florida early this summer, for we have much to do there. It will be a grand adventure as we go to Florida. Our bags are packed, our carriage awaits, and we are ready to venture forth into the wild lands of Kentucky as we make the first leg of our journey. We must be swift, for the winds are blowing in a dire change, and we cannot afford to tarry, for should the winds reach us before we achieve our goal, we shall all be doomed to a life of eternal misery. No, we must be swift and smart, and we cannot allow ourselves to be distracted. Come, then, join us on our journey to Florida!
We shall pass through fields of suburban homes, brave the deep, dark caves of roadside gas stations, and fight terrible beasts that lurk in the darkest corners of 24-hour Wal-Mart Supercenters. There is no room for cowardice. Those who cannot face their fears cannot be saved by even the bravest among us. We must be smooth and daring, and we must reach reach Florida with the strength to fight until the bitter end. Be brave, young one! Be brave!
We leave at first light, before the sun joins us to aid our sight on the long roads ahead. Look not at what we leave behind, but rather look to what awaits us beyond the horizon. Look hard and look swift, for we must find our way and not lose sight. Leave behind those worries of a life long past, take only what will aid you on the path to our success. Come, let us not waste time talking of the future, but prepare it. Pack your bags, we're goin' ta Disney World!
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