The incoherent ramblings of someone with crippling anxiety and the attention span of a monkey on steroids who's been dumped in the south pacific and told to make a new life for herself by eating plants and trying to make sense out of nonsense which is probably what you're doing as you read this. Also cute dog pictures.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Daily Story 29 - It Was Very Sad
One day a man and a woman got together and had sex. Nine months later, the woman had a baby. That baby was called Tim, which in reality was short for Timothy. He was a cute little baby, and he became a cute little toddler. After that, he became a cute little boy, and then he hit puberty and became an awkward young teenager for a while before becoming a good-looking young man. At that point, he wandered around, doing man-like things such as not having female genitalia. He also went to college and eventually got a job. And then, one day, he fell off a cliff and died in the hospital a few weeks later. It was quite a tragedy.
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