Daily Story 211 - Yes Man

He always said yes, wherever he went.
He always agreed, no matter to what.
He always concurred, no matter who with,
He always approved, no matter the plan.

The families he saved were many, not few.
He loved to help people, he gave them their dues.
He'd support any cause, he'd back you up in a fight,
He'd always say, "Yes," when there was no end in sight.

He met his demise, one sad sunny day,
When he met a strange man, who happened to say,
"Would you like to die, you strange, funny man?"
The Yes Man said, "Yes," and... that was the end.

Daily Story 29 - It Was Very Sad

One day a man and a woman got together and had sex. Nine months later, the woman had a baby. That baby was called Tim, which in reality was short for Timothy. He was a cute little baby, and he became a cute little toddler. After that, he became a cute little boy, and then he hit puberty and became an awkward young teenager for a while before becoming a good-looking young man. At that point, he wandered around, doing man-like things such as not having female genitalia. He also went to college and eventually got a job. And then, one day, he fell off a cliff and died in the hospital a few weeks later. It was quite a tragedy.