Daily Story 217 - Giant Clock Song

Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
I don't know what I'd do with a giant clock!
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?

Let's ask Sam! Sam, my man,
Do you know what to do with a giant clock?
No, says Sam, ask my friend Dan,
He'll know what to do with a giant clock!

Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Sam don't know what he'd do with a giant clock!
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?

Hey, there, Dan! I'd like to ask,
Do you know what to do with a giant clock?
Dan says, man, that's no easy task,
You've got to find someone with a giant block!

Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Dan says to find someone with a giant block!
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?

Hey, Mr. Blockhead, what do you know?
Do you know what to do with a giant clock?
Give it here, says Blockhead, my block needs it to grow,
I can't tell when to feed it without a giant clock!

Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Oh, what would you do with a giant clock?
Give it to someone who needs a giant clock!
And that's what you do with a giant clock!

Daily Story 211 - Yes Man

He always said yes, wherever he went.
He always agreed, no matter to what.
He always concurred, no matter who with,
He always approved, no matter the plan.

The families he saved were many, not few.
He loved to help people, he gave them their dues.
He'd support any cause, he'd back you up in a fight,
He'd always say, "Yes," when there was no end in sight.

He met his demise, one sad sunny day,
When he met a strange man, who happened to say,
"Would you like to die, you strange, funny man?"
The Yes Man said, "Yes," and... that was the end.