Once upon a time there was a dark and stormy knight named Jumbo. Jumbo was a brave, brave knight who liked to do things like save people's lives when they were being attacked by evil sunlight people of doom. He lived in a land where darkness was prized and light was feared and hated, since the people of his country were cursed with extremely sensitive pale skin and would burn easily whenever they went outside. Jumbo was a kind soul who understood the people of this land. He understood that they resented their pale skin and their tendency to burn in broad daylight, and he found it despicable that anyone would go into this land with the intention of exposing these people to bright light.
Jumbo liked fishies. He liked them a lot.
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