Daily Story 178 - Brown Fish

Brown fish are smart and small and cool and happy with life in general, but some of them find themselves in a dilemma of enormous proportions, and this dilemma has to do with fish that are red. Red fish are notorious for being associated with blue fish, and nobody should trust a fish that's the same color as the water it lives in. At least, this is what brown fish always thought, until someone pointed out that water can sometimes be brown, and any brown fish that live in brown water are therefore as untrustworthy as blue fish in blue water. Now the brown fish need a new reason to justify their hate against the blue fish, but whatever.