Juno the Genius

I almost got this one done on time but then I forgot to do it and I didn't want to stay up until 4am just because my internet likes to be slower than a decapitated monkey trying to learn how to spell. And decapitated monkeys are really damn slow when it comes to learning how to spell, because they're usually dead and I don't think monkeys are that good at spelling anyway. But I digress. The important thing here is that I like fast internet.

Every now and then I wonder if I may be just a little bit too obsessed with my dog, but then I remember that my dog is awesome. She is absolutely adorable, she's sweet and good-tempered, she's patient, and most importantly, she's a genius. Just look at how focused she is on this 5,000-piece puzzle:

See? She absolutely exudes brilliance. So anyway, because my dog's intelligence is unbelievably high, I've decided to demonstrate it to you with the most incredible show of deductive reasoning you will ever see*. Watch and be amazed:





*in this week's blog

Daily Story 20 - Eating things

I like to eat things. One time I ate so much that I felt sick for the rest of the day. It wasn't very pleasant. I know a lot of people who like to eat things. I think just about everyone likes to eat things. I know for sure that everyone has to eat things sometimes, too. I'm just glad I like to eat things, because I have to do it three times a day. Although sometimes I forget to eat things so it's a bit difficult to eat three times a day all the time. When I forget, I feel hungry and angry. I like to call it feeling 'hangry.'

The best kinds of foods are the ones that taste good and give me lots of energy. I think I'd like to eat those kinds of foods all the time, but I like eating candy too, and that doesn't really give me energy but it's too good not to have sometimes. I don't like how some healthy foods taste, so I don't eat them, even though I'm supposed to.

In conclusion, healthy eating habits are very important.

(I bet I could make a fortune writing children's books.)