Daily Story 309 - What the Fizzle

There was a dog and it ate things but the pizza it ate made it sick so it threw up and then there was a cat who was all "eww gross you puked all over the floor" and the dog was like "I didn't puke I made food" and the cat was like "whatever I'm outta here" and then the dog ate its own puke and this is why dogs are gross.