Daily Story 328 - Boring Mop's Revenge

The boring mop found the men who set fire to the building of the man who investigated inanimate objects that did strange things, and the mop took a bite out of each and every one of them. The men had no idea how to react to the strange mop-like bite marks in their arms the next morning, and they would never find out, as the mop set their house on fire and they didn't have enough time to get away from the house before they burned to death.