Daily Story 325 - The Boring Life of the Boring Mop

The boring mop was stuck in a metal room, and it was bored. It wanted to leave the metal room, but it had been labeled a hazard by the man who investigated strange inanimate objects. The mop wished to tell the man that it was not a hazard, but due to its mop-like features and inanimate tendencies, the mop was unable to speak. The mop simply waited in the metal room for someone to let it out, though it grew rather bored and resorted to counting the fibers in its bottom to pass the time.