Daily Story 291 - Onrijp

Two little girls were walking through the woods. One picked an apple off a golden apple tree. The other picked a pear off a purple pear tree. Both girls made fun of the other's choice in a very immature fashion, with lots of name-calling and farting noises. Neither of the fruits were ripe, however, and the girls were forced to accept that they hadn't chosen a good day to pick fruits off of strangely-colored fruit trees.